Serving the greater New Orleans area. International travel available.
“Welcome to Rent-A-Dad, the premier service for hiring the father figure you never knew you needed. Disowned because of your life choices, or life partner? Abused by and never want to see your dad again? Maybe dad is just too busy fishing this weekend to walk you down the aisle? We can help.
If you want a dad to be there for your wedding, childbirth, or another of life's special moments, we can be there for you. Need someone to point out how inappropriately you are dressed? Someone to complain about the music and how loud it is? We're here for you.
Whether you’re looking for a comforting presence, a dad joke machine, or an embarrassing dance partner for your next event, we have the dad for you. Need an inexplicable white dad for your black BBQ? You may not have the perfect dad, but we have the perfect dad for any occasion.”
Classic Dad Moments: Providing life advice, sharing "back in my day" stories, or embarrassing dad jokes.
Supportive Stand-In: Walking someone down the aisle, attending important events as moral support.
Quintessential Dad Duties: Helping with DIY projects, grilling at events, or overseeing a lawn mowing session.
Protective Dad Mode: Meeting dates and giving “the talk,” offering a stern nod of approval or disapproval.
Dads for Hire at Social Events: Company picnics, family reunions, or dinner parties to give those quintessential fatherly reactions.
"Available at an additional cost"
"Daddy Issues? Do you want a dad to come over, tell you your homemade dinner was great, approve of how your life is going, tell you he knew the ex was not good for you? Then let you cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie of your choice, until he falls asleep and snores comically loudly? Tuck you into bed, tell you a story and turn the lights out (except the nightlight)? We can help."
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“He’ll turn your board game night into the Olympics.”
“He doesn’t know the meaning of an ‘inside voice’.”
“Guaranteed to cry more than anyone at the event.”
“He’ll roll up in a convertible and question life choices.”
“Serving life advice, slightly charred.”
“Starts classy, ends with karaoke.”
“Watch him turn on the charm with his signature dad wink.”“Watch him turn on the charm with his signature dad wink.”
“His stories are either legendary or completely made up.”“His stories are either legendary or completely made up.”
“Perfect for making your office party extra memorable.”“Perfect for making your office party extra memorable.”
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